SF Lifestyles

V1.
Suit dude -- Bluetooth on the bowl
Talking to his latest girlfriend
She’s got a Nob Hill Hillary business ‘do
It’s a snappy hookup
They pay 65 dollars for a bottle of Cab
They’ve seen more head-shrinkers than Marin County has
San Francisco Lifestyles

V2.
Saint Buster skas down Mission Street
He’s got a rusty zipper
Gloria the pixie is his sunrise girl
Abdullah opens at six now
They pay 4 dollars for a bottle of Chuck
They’ve seen more snakes and spiders than The Philippines got
San Francisco Lifestyles

V3.
I was talking to Jesus just the other day
He said ”Stop your wicked humor.”
I told him the one about Jewish mother’s son
And he just started laughing
He said “We’re just pretty much all the same --
Just with different lifestyles to maintain.”
San Francisco Lifestyles

©  Tom Hamill 2008